A woman’s propensity toward breast implants is inversely proportionate to her sense of independence.”ġ6. I don’t care if you were blessed with ‘mosquito bites,’ there’s someone out there who will appreciate them.”ġ5. Fake boobs say, ‘I objectify myself, therefore I have no problem with you doing the same.’ They read as: “This chick is easy.” “I love them! The nonverbal communication is a huge part of it. the biggest and most noticeable difference is that fake tits don’t bounce like real ones when you are ****ing her.”ġ3. “ implants feel like firm/full natural tits. I don’t care how fake they look-they could be as artificial-looking as torpedo tips-but I want them to be facing me rather than staring sullenly at the ground.”ġ2. Yes, that’s the “natural” look, but nature isn’t always pretty. “The problem with real ones is that over the years they sag-like the world’s slowest frown. Fake tits: put your tongue to the inside of your cheek and feel your cheek.”ġ1. I’ll suck them until the implants dry up.”ġ0. “ Any man who’s ever been that close to a woman knows that small boobies feel like boobies, and fake boobs feel like volleyballs.”ĩ. And to a committed dairy drinker such as myself, that’s the real difference between real and fake tits.”Ĩ. Breast augmentation can compromise or even prevent lactation. I don’t care about what breasts look like so long as they perform the function that nature intended-meaning, they produce milk. We could spend all day delving into why I have this fetish, but that would be pointless since it’s not going away anytime soon. “I’m in a tiny minority here, but I have a raging lactation fetish. “Some fake boobs look amazing and some look like two beach balls spread apart, I like real but I would rather have big fake boobs than small real boobs.”ħ. why would women do such things?… no I hate fake boobs. “Come on, silicone liquid water balloons in your breast that could pop in an accident and cause infection. Would you think I was a perfectly normal individual who shouldn’t be judged if I decided Pinocchio looked hot and got a 1 foot extension to my nose? Or would you judge that I had some serious underlying issue which would make me an undesirable catch?”ĥ.
But us men shouldn’t judge? Well I’m afraid I do judge, it’s the only sensible way to be when selecting a partner. “Oh please get a grip, breast augmentation is a clear sign of mental disease.
BIG FAKE TITS PLUS
Plus when I see a girl with implants I think they’re vain and superficial.
Please, please, please, don’t get implants. Also, if you ever have kids, breast-feeding is supposedly more difficult with implants. “REAL! Small boobs tend to have much more graceful shapes. Then again I don’t get things like fake tans, either.”ģ. “What’s the point of making yourself look like some human blow-up doll? I just don’t get it.
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